Pujolsapalooza: Multiple Reports - 10 Year Contract with Angels

[Mainge]

A merely good season is a great season for Gaby. I'll bite.

Without his glove, salary and longterm commitment. When Gaby stop making the minimum, I'll look to upgrade.

Plus Fielder is a major fatass. Fatasses get fatter and slower, the older they get. Doesn't make sense without a DH.

[Erick]

The only fatass in the big leagues that I'm a fan of is Heath Bell.

[Jay]

I'm completely against signing prince. He hasn't shown consistency at the plate. Yes he's good and he has put up great years but they aren't consistent and he is a liability at first and should be DHing. Gaby is cheap and you still have another first baseman with Logan. Money should be spent on pitching. You can justify Pujols because he will bring a lot of income, the same can't be said about Prince and he is the worse player

[TheMendozaLine]

Move LoMo to 1B; trade Gabby for pitching.

[Fishfan79]

Nonesense. He's done nothing here to get a standing O.

hope he hits into 4 double plays as the marlins shut out the cardinals

[MiamiHomer]

Move LoMo to 1B; trade Gabby for pitching.

That's what I would end up doing.

[Metes]

Gabby and Coughlan

[Flasportsfan88]

Prince wouldn't bring people to the park? I know Pujols would have meant a lot to hispanics but does Miami ONLY want to see Hispanics?

[Miamarlin21]

Gabby and Coughlan

COGHLAN. CHRIS COGHLAN. NO U. FUCK

[Mainge]

Gabby.

[Beef]

COGHLAN. CHRIS COGHLAN. NO U. FUCK

You are so dumb

[Miamarlin21]

Well everyone always spells it wrong. It gets to me. And do not call me dumb, jackass.

[Ramp]

I mean.... you totally flipped out on Metes making a job about people spelling his name wrong (and Gaby's)

[Miamarlin21]

How did I know it was a jab? I assume he (sadly) didn't know how to spell it.

[Beef]

Yeah, there was no conceivable non-dumb-as-shit way to not realize what Metes was doing; and to not notice the Gabby thing on top of that is assholey.