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Pujolsapalooza: Multiple Reports - 10 Year Contract with Angels
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Source: David Vulvapricksensito has been stripped of his Twitter credential and will now be forced to propagate his inane, bumbling, mindless "news" leaks through telegram and morse code.
If you happen to experience an intermittent pitter-patter of light beaming through your window appearing to communicate with great haste the Marlins' signing of Albert Pujols, The Mendoza Line advises that you feel no pressure to further postpone your communal masturbatory session. Do not feed the troll. Do not indulge the attention whoring turd. Please do carry on.Last edited by TheMendozaLine; 12-07-2011, 02:05 AM.
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The exact dollar figure the Marlins offered isn't known. But in addition to the dollars in their proposal and the added value that would be derived from Florida's lack of a state income tax, the Marlins have added provisions that would position Pujols as a figurehead of their franchise after his playing career is finished.
Sources told ESPN.com the Marlins' offer does not include a no-trade clause. Instead, the club has included post-playing-days stipulations to demonstrate its commitment to Pujols for years to come.
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Probably exclusive use of the term "Mr. Marlin"
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Originally posted by MiamiHomer View PostHeard on the radio that a St.Louis newspaper is reporting that the cardinals matched the marlins offer
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