Stanton Pounds Out Three Hits in Debut, Worst Bullpen in History of Man Blows Game

[FishFanInPA]

where is Carlos Martinez?

[lou]

Sun Sentinel is reporting we signed Tom Mastny. You know the one who sucked for Cleveland.

[Bobbob1313]

where is Carlos Martinez?

Stinking?

[Ramp]

Doesn't appear to be in baseball anymore

[Metes]

I blame that fella for not texting Tank to not suck

I admit, that's like telling a fart to stop smelling, but it was worth a try

Flamarlin, can you text him now? Make sure he gets the message.

[Miamarlin21]

where is Carlos Martinez?

He is home on his ass. He had a team come out and look at him but he was a little late and the scout had already left. No one wants to touch him.

[Blackout Pact]

Games like this make me happy I am unable to watch the Marlins. This team is not playing well right now.

[MiamiHomer]

The Miami Herald reports that Marlins RP Clay Hensley is pinning his recent control problems on the fact he hasn't been feeling well. "I'm just kind of zapped right now," Hensley said. "The body feels like (garbage). It's been like that the last couple of outings. I'm just trying to battle through it." Hensley walked one batter and hit another with a pitch on Tuesday and has walked at least one batter in each of his past five relief outings.

Hope this is just the case.