Postgame: Stanton Pounds Out Three Hits in Debut, Worst Bullpen in History of Man Blows Game

[Party]

To the future!

[Bobbob1313]

Bust.

[MiamiHomer]

You had no faith, this was pre-meditated. Also its Volcrud.

[FishFF]

Trade Hanley

[Bobbob1313]

Festa wanted us to lose.

[kylekash]

break em up... firesale (i kid)

[Party]

I use the word pound loosely.

[wanks1212]

Fredi gets plenty of blame for using Tank against righties and for not punching Volstad in the dick.

If everyone else cared like Helms this team would be running away with the NL East.

[emkayseven]

There is no joy in Mudville

[MiamiHomer]

Good thing it gets easier with us facing Halladay tomorrow.

[Party]

Good thing it gets easier with us facing Halladay tomorrow.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, AMIRITE?

::wipes brow::

[MiamiHomer]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, AMIRITE?

::wipes brow::

If I remember correctly he was alright the last time we faced him.

[Party]

Why does it say paper jam if there is NO paper jam?!

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

There was a lot to hate in this game. Bullpen sucked hard again, offense still came up short in big situations, Volstad did not have his best stuff, Fredi never should have let Tank face a righty, defense was still rather sloppy today. Not a well played game by the Fish and just about everyone can share a piece of the loss.

On the bright side, Stanton is hitting .600!

[xeysz]

wow utley cheating all game (hooking hanley at 2b, faking being hit & not moving out of the way), steals the final out from Howard then offers the ball to him and Howard slaps it out of his hand