2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[Party]

I was able to make out the extension number to the Twins bullpen like that one time. I called the Metrodome and had the receptionist transfer me to the random number. The bullpen coach, I assume, picked up and I told him to get Nathan up. It was the 6th inning and I didn't sound like Ron Gardenhire so he hung up.

[Metes]

Harper just threw a frozen rope and got jobbed on the call

[MiamiHomer]

Nats finally score a run after going 17 innings without one.

[Namaste]

FrancisLOL Cordero
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He really needs to not have that haircut.

Why?

[MiamiHomer]

Brett Lawrie walks off for the Jays. Get ready for super hard high 5s.
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He instead ripped his jersey off.

[CrimsonCane]

Why?

Because he looks ridiculous.

[Beef]

He sure does

[Namaste]

Because he looks ridiculous.

Just curious......is it any worse than Lincecum's or Pedroia's neck forest?

[Beef]

His looks douchier

[MiamiHomer]

Pedro Alvarez has homered again. Seems to be finding his stroke.

[CrimsonCane]

I agree with Beef, his hair does look douchier. That said, Dustin Pedroia's neck forest is really gross too. I'm fine with Lincecum's hair though.

[Party]

Looks like someone took a weed wacker to his head. The smug douche face doesn't help him look less douchier.

[Ramp]

What does everyone think about Nolasco's haircut?

[Namaste]

What does everyone think about Nolasco's haircut?

I like it

[Madman81]

It's also less of an issue because he doesn't cockknock his helmet off on purpose