2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[Ramp]

So maybe Pujols will finally hit a homerun this month

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuc7_4HkYsU[/ame]

[Bobbob1313]

He really needs to not have that haircut.

[Ramp]

He needs to keep that haircut. It's super.

Also, needs more eye black.

[Madman81]

He should probably keep knocking his helmet off intentionally when running the bases, too. Wouldn't want anyone to not realize what a douchewad he is.

[Bobbob1313]

He's going to be an awesome player, and it's going to be a lot of fun to hate him.

[Ramp]

He should probably keep knocking his helmet off intentionally when running the bases, too. Wouldn't want anyone to not realize what a douchewad he is.

Knocking off your helmet is a douchewad move? Albeit it was only little league, but I hated running the bases with my helmet on, always tried knocking it off on the bases. Actually surprised more players don't do it.

[Madman81]

It is absolutely a douchewad move

[Ramp]

lol alrighty

[Mainge]

My brother does it still. Also hates running with his helmet on.

[Madman81]

Glad we had this chat.

[MiamiHomer]

Longoria out 6-8 weeks with a tear in his hamstring.

[DColts]

I think Madman considered it a douche move because it was on a standup double.

[Ramp]

Harper was thinking three though, it's not like he jogged into 2b

(nothing to do with what madman believes either way)

[Madman81]

I mean, I don't think there's an established standard for douchebaggery. It's like what Potter Stewart said about obscenity: I know it when I see it.

[Chewford]