2022 Game Thread

[Namaste]

Of course Marisnick has 2 HR’s in 2 games

[Nick]

How is Fortes not starting almost every day?

[Erick]

When Sandy is not pitching, we’re like the most boring team in baseball, right? At least top 5.

[Namaste]

How is Fortes not starting almost every day?

Stallings has a .348 OPS in his last 27 games

[Erick]

Kim Ng must be enjoying these losses to the Pirates. Means she gets to do nothing again. And blame it on Gary Denbo or something.

[Namaste]

When Sandy is not pitching, we’re like the most boring team in baseball, right? At least top 5.

They’ve been boring these 2 games but it’s hard to call a team that’s played 32 one run games before the All Star break boring

[Erick]

They’ve been boring these 2 games but it’s hard to call a team that’s played 32 one run games before the All Star break boring

1 run games aren’t necessarily fun.

This is a 1 run game and it’s boring. When this team is down by 1, it’s mostly pretty boring because this offense is brutal. No surprise that, for the second year in a row, most of the 1-run games are losses.

[fish16]

When you know your team can’t score runs, one run games aren’t fun. This offense is putrid to watch. We have no power and a bunch of slap hitters that make it impossible to score runs with any kind of consistency.

[Erick]

The most fun that could come of the late innings tonight is that, by some miracle, we get a baserunner and Billy Hamilton pinch runs for him.

I’m looking forward to a Billy Hamilton pinch running appearance. That’s how awful this offense is.

[Erick]

That was a fun 8th inning…

If it gets to the 9th down by 1, we have our 2-3-4 hitters coming up. Currently Jon Berti, Avisail Garcia, and Jesus Aguilar. Bednar must be terrified.

[Erick]

Jake Marisnick, Dillon Peters & Mike Rabelo Revenge Tour is a success.

[Nick]

Deal Pablo for bats. I’m fucking tired of this pathetic lineup.

[fish16]

Deal Pablo for bats. I’m fucking tired of this pathetic lineup.

Welcome to the realization that it’s the only realistic way this team fields a competitive lineup other than the fantasy world of us spending 110 million on payroll

[fish16]

15 games under against everyone other than the nats. This team isn’t close. This ownership is a disgrace

[Erick]

Dealing Pablo for bats will just make us worse.

We’ll get another bat or two that we won’t be able to develop, and then we’ll be left with more mediocrity in the rotation.

Other than Jazz, every young hitter has gotten worse here. Jesus Sanchez has been absolutely awful, we just never talk about it because there are 7 other guys in the lineup we should get rid of first.