4/12/11| Marlins at Braves | 7:10 PM EST

[Nick]

Because he has a 4.44 career ERA and 4.58 ERA last year and is just a mediocre pitcher. There's plenty of room for mediocre pitchers at the back of rotations.

Volstad is not a back of the rotation guy for any team with realistic playoff aspirations.

[Bobbob1313]

Volstad is not a back of the rotation guy for any team with realistic playoff aspirations.

He was better last year than the Phillie's 3-5 starters. He was better than the two guys the Braves used as their #5 starters last year. He was better than one of the Reds' starters.

I can continue, but you probably don't care. #5 starters fucking suck, collectively.

[Sashimi]

Volstad is not a back of the rotation guy for any team with realistic playoff aspirations.

This. Now how long will it take for the FO to figure this out?

[Chewford]

Dan Uggla is trying to get me to buy the same air conditioning system Dan Henne wants me to buy!

The offense is doing lousy again. This team frustrates me. Loads of talent in the lineup but they can't string anything together to score anything, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[Beef]

Dan Henne prob sucks

[Bobbob1313]

Fuck all of you for making me defend Chris Volstad, by the way.

[Nick]

He was better last year than the Phillie's 3-5 starters. He was better than the two guys the Braves used as their #5 starters last year. He was better than one of the Reds' starters.

I can continue, but you probably don't care. #5 starters fucking suck, collectively.

I would disagree on the Phillies pitchers' considering they had similar #'s to Volstad and played in the bandbox of Citizen's Bank while Volstad's pitching in one of the more pitcher-friendly parks in the league. Too lazy to look up the other guys.

[Todd]

Fuck all of you for making me defend Chris Volstad, by the way.

I'm sure you are on Mib's Christmas card list now.

[MiamiHomer]

I wish Buck would stop swinging at the first pitch so much.

[Chewford]

How Chris Volstad pitched tonight doesn't matter because we have no fucking runs.

[Todd]

I would disagree on the Phillies pitchers' considering they had similar #'s to Volstad and played in the bandbox of Citizen's Bank while Volstad's pitching in one of the more pitcher-friendly parks in the league. Too lazy to look up the other guys.

Dolphin Stadium has trended more towards a pitchers park for the past few years.

[Mainge]

Dolphin Stadium has trended more towards a pitchers park for the past few years.

Uhhhh

[Beef]

Dolphin Stadium has trended more towards a pitchers park for the past few years.

You're a stupid asshole

[Todd]

Look at the park factors.

[Chewford]

Dolphin Stadium has trended more towards a pitchers park for the past few years.

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