Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[Chewford]

Hugg, I think you overestimate how much a lifetime supply of maple syrup is. Assuming a finite lifespan, you could probably fit a lifetime supple of maple syrup in a Ford F-150.

[HUGG]

Right but I assume this is enough maple syrup for the entire organization for the life of the organization right? How else would the trade possibly make sense.

[Mainge]

Would you trade Mike Stanton a lifetime of maple syrup for you personally?

[Chewford]

Well baseball has a lot of players from Latin America, where maple syrup isn't used as commonly, so at most we're talking about a Ford F-350.

[HUGG]

Still, that's a long drive.

Plus getting the syrup through customs.
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Would you trade Mike Stanton a lifetime of maple syrup for you personally?

Yes.

[Mainge]

I might as well

[Chewford]

Well it's a long drive for an Ontarian.

Also, of course I would trade a lifetime supply of syrup for myself for Stanton. Do you any idea how much more I care myself than the Marlins? I would trade our 2003 championship for a Wii U, and I wouldn't share it with Loria or Samson. .

[Mainge]

I don't know what the Wii U is.

I am assuming it's a Wii that also picks up ESPN U.

[HUGG]

Anyone who wouldn't trade something from their favorite sports team for something that would benefit their day to day life is kinda stupid and takes sports too seriously.
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I would trade Stanton from the Marlins for a $50 gift card.

[Chewford]

I would trade Incheon to North Korea for a UF national championship in football.

[HUGG]

I would trade Mainge to North Korea for that not to happen.

[Mainge]

Anyone who wouldn't trade something from their favorite sports team for something that would benefit their day to day life is kinda stupid and takes sports too seriously.
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I would trade Stanton from the Marlins for a $50 gift card.

$50 dollar gift card? Eh.

That wouldn't improve my day to day life much. I'll say my floor is $200 dollars.
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I would trade Mainge to North Korea for that not to happen.

Take that back.

[Fritz]

I'd trade Mainge to Detroit for one of those crown car air fresheners.

[Mainge]

Take that back.

[Beef]

Would you trade Mike Stanton a lifetime of maple syrup for you personally?

I'd probably do that for the real good maple syrup too. Don't agree with the $50 gift card. I'd use to buy a collared shirt for work that won't even make me happy. People take sports too seriously, but I think we can all agree that the value you get from enjoying sports is probably greater than $50. Like, you pay more than $50 to go to games during a season, ya know?


YOU'RE WASTING YOUR MONEY, Hugg