Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[MiamiHomer]

ehe he didn't even get the guy's name right that they just traded for.

[lou]

Anything about their expected attendance?

[Erick]

That's such a joke. How do you get the guy's name wrong?

[TheMendozaLine]

Hey David, have you secured any sponsors yet for the tarps you're going to drape over the upper deck and outfield seats?

[Mainge]

Hechevarria is not going to be a perennial All-Star.
Also, Samson should never say Hechevarria again.

His baseball people telling him that he's "going to be a perennial All Star" and is "one of the great Cuban signs of all time" might be the most damning piece of evidence against their baseball people's competence.

The only way Hechevarria is a perennial All-Star is if our team is so fucking bad that the NL manager keeps choosing him as the Marlins ASG representative, because he needs a guy to pinch run and play SS if the game goes 14 innings.

[Namaste]

LeBatard just BURIED him reference finally getting the new stadium yet we're back with the Oakland payroll model

[Fritz]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLDac3hvTTM"]Front Office Response[/ame]

[Big Z]

Mariñez? It's Marisnik you fucking asshole.

[lou]

Hey David, have you secured any sponsors yet for the tarps you're going to drape over the upper deck and outfield seats?

University of Miami and UHealth have experience

[Namaste]

Samson totally dodged the payroll question

It's official, boys: Payroll gon be 40 million max.

[lou]

Samson totally dodged the payroll question

It's official, boys: Payroll gon be 40 million max.

Which means they need to cut at least $6-8 million.

[MiamiHomer]

he said Ricky is going to be with them for 2013 lol

[Erick]

So it's gonna be Nolasco, Turner and then Anderson Perez is our No. 3.

[emkayseven]

So it's gonna be Nolasco, Turner and then Anderson Perez is our No. 3.

You mean Jason Thompson at #2?

[Bobbob1313]

I wrote about him today. Not a recommended addition off the waiver wire, you guys.