Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[MiamiHomer]

Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN

The Blue Jays-Marlins trade is done... This is going to be one of the all-timers, with Reyes, Johnson, Bonifacio, Buck, Buehrle...holy crow.

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[rmc523]

WTF, what is the point in signing anyone if they're going to trade them all away. Not only that, why would anyone want to sign here? I don't know who any of these players they're talking about are that are coming back (aside from Escobar). Are any of them any good?

[Beef]

Freeing up money to offer Louzmanoff more money to stay

I thought about losemanoff but liked the other because Lou

[Ramp]

can't imagine Lawrie is leaving Toronto

he's a god there

[MiamiHomer]

Fixed the title because fuck this team.

[Beef]

Does this really deserve its own thread?

[Chewford]

SoKorWyverns.com

[MiamiHomer]

Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN

Jake Marisnick, P, is one of the players going to Marlins...

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[Namaste]

You can't fucking do this the second year of a new stadium

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Is it safe to call this the salary dump trade, yet? The only remember of the team still making money and not in this trade is Nolasco.

[Todd]

You can't fucking do this the second year of a new stadium

You can if you are the worst owner in sports.

[Miamarlin21]

So we're doing a salary dump and going after Hamilton and Greinke, right?
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Juan C. Rodriguez @JCRMarlinsbeat
Can confirm...JJ, Bonifacio, Buck, Reyes and Buehrle all headed to Toronto. #marlins

Motherfucker

[Fritz]

You can't fucking do this the second year of a new stadium

Pretend this is Loria.

[HUGG]

I'm strongly considering becoming a Blue Jays fan.

[Todd]

If you were going to go after Grienke you would have been better off extending Johnson. So I am thinking...no.

I doubt they have any plans of locking up Stanton either. Because that costs money. Loria would rather be ass fucked by a pinecone than spend money.