Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[Party]

We don't have David Dombrowski running the ship.



DO YOU NEED MORE LILCHRIS?!?!

[Erick]

Also, isn't it possible that they'll use some of this money to sign free agents now? I'm not expecting a big-time payroll, but even if it's like a 40-50 million dollar payroll and they trade Nolasco...

They're going to have like 30 million dollars to spend on next year's team. That's at least a handful of valuable players if they know what they're doing (which they don't, unfortunately, but the point remains the same).

MLB isn't going to allow a payroll this low to be fielded on Opening Day. I can't see that happening.

[Namaste]

Posts #365 and 369 are getting a SERIOUS look from the governing board of POTM,boys
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To troll him.

LOL

[Mainge]

Also, isn't it possible that they'll use some of this money to sign free agents now? I'm not expecting a big-time payroll, but even if it's like a 40-50 million dollar payroll and they trade Nolasco...

They're going to have like 30 million dollars to spend on next year's team. That's at least a handful of valuable players if they know what they're doing (which they don't, unfortunately, but the point remains the same).

MLB isn't going to allow a payroll this low to be fielded on Opening Day. I can't see that happening.

After seeing Bell, Buerhle and Reyes shipped out after one season, who the hell is going to sign here?

Unless we go well above market value, in which case, fuck that.

[Namaste]

Also, isn't it possible that they'll use some of this money to sign free agents now?

BUT WHY BOTHER WE WERE GOING TO BE TERRIBLE ANYWAY, RIGHT????

[NoNames7225]

JIM BOWDEN @JimBowdenESPNxm

Alex Anthopoulos Sr VP & GM of Blue Jays quickly becomes the favorite for 2013 Executive of the Year

Didn't Ben Cherington win that award a few months ago?

[Chewford]

This was all a plot to get NoNames7225 to post.

[Erick]

After seeing Bell, Buerhle and Reyes shipped out after one season, who the hell is going to sign here?

Unless we go well above market value, in which case, fuck that.

I agree.

I'm just saying there's no way the payroll is this low on Opening Day. It's just a fun thing to make fun of right now because the team looks downright terrible. If this is actually the team, I can only envision maybe the Astros being worse.

[lilchris11]

naw im good lol sooo we are playing to have a good team by 2015. that is if our young scrub players become " average" what ever that means for the marlins

[HUGG]

Nick Cafardo @nickcafardo
Source: Red Sox made a push for both Jose Reyes and Josh Johnson, but Jays just blew Marlins away.

ehehe blown away

[emkayseven]

http://wh.gov/XOap

you're welcome. now share it. let's get the 25k signatures

[lilchris11]

ehehe blown away

hahahahahahaha

[Miamarlin21]

we still have Petersen too
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and yes the random white guy with Stanton in that picture made me think of Petersen

Isn't that Petersen?

[HUGG]

Isn't that Petersen?

is it?

Peter Gammons @pgammo
Trade Giancarlo now, because Texas will secede before he signs his life away in Miami

topical humor!

[Mainge]

http://wh.gov/XOap

you're welcome. now share it. let's get the 25k signatures

We can do it guise.

If we get enough signatures:

  Spoiler:

Nothing will happen