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Marlins Sign Mark Buerhle to 4 Year, $58 Million Deal

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  • #46
    Zero chance that pro ball player family men cheat on their wives.

    Zip. Zero.

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    • #47
      It's not cheating if he doesn't go balls deep.

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      • #48
        Take me to Joe's and I'll do more than sign with your team.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Claudio Vernight View Post
          It's not cheating if he doesn't go balls deep.

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          • #50
            I would guess/hope that the Marlins know a little bit about each guy that they are dealing with and wouldn't give every single player the exact same shtick, especially if the shtick includes, you can stick your dick in allllll that. With these meetings, the team already likely knows what they want, but they're looking to get the player to want to come to their organization. That's probably more likely to happen when you treat them as individuals.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Beef View Post
              I would guess/hope that the Marlins know a little bit about each guy that they are dealing with and wouldn't give every single player the exact same shtick, especially if the shtick includes, you can stick your dick in allllll that. With these meetings, the team already likely knows what they want, but they're looking to get the player to want to come to their organization. That's probably more likely to happen when you treat them as individuals.

              YouCanStickYourPeePee in allllll that is never anything that's said during these showcases. It's implied.

              None of us know what Buehrle is looking for anyway so it's all blah blah blah. He could have a g/f in every visiting teams city or he could be a devout man of God who is faithful to his spouse. The only thing we can assume is that he wants the best for his children and any wealthy person living in a major city can get the best of everything for their children.

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              • #52
                Pretty sure there are things to do in South Beach that don't involve sleeping with groupies
                God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.
                - Daft

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                • #53
                  Yeah, that's pretty much mostly all Hugg was getting at, I think.

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                  • #54
                    I'm guessing this could have been Buehrle's first trip to Miami so it's good to show him that stuff (especially with the weather we are having now). Reyes has been down here a lot so I would think they handle him differently.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Omar View Post
                      Pretty sure there are things to do in South Beach that don't involve sleeping with groupies

                      Of course.

                      Just think of the countless oversize belt buckle spending sprees he could go on.

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                      • #56
                        Didn't realize there were any oversized belt-buckles left in SoFla after you got your hands on them.

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                        • #57
                          He could buy out an entire Ed Hardy store.
                          This post was brought to you by: Dat SEC Speed

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                          • #58
                            Heyman says an offer has been made to Buehrle as well.

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                            • #59
                              .

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                              • #60
                                I would like to see this team come together.
                                There's No jOOj In Team.

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