Chris Volstad Optioned to AAA NOLA

[McLevin]

2-0 in the post-Volstad era

[Omar]

I kind of hope we hang on to him, just because I seem to always have one player on the team I absolutely can't stand and I don't want to have to pick a new one. Plus the knowledge of Volstad's ombrophobia is one of the best parts of being a Marlins fan now.

(I read that last sentence back in my head and vomited a little in my mouth.)

[jOOj]

The Polkyfaced IT GON RAIN sign would frighten him to death.

[Miamarlin21]

Wait, does he really have that fear of rain?

I just assumed the rain jokes are because he did horrible when it rained.

[MiamiHomer]

No, he doesn't.

[Party]

He does and he is.

[jOOj]

Keef Law said so.

[MiamiHomer]

I just found this on youtube.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GOLFGaaaF0[/ame]
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Festa isn't that your youtube account?

[Party]

Yes.

[MiamiHomer]

I'm so glad I ran across that when googling Volstad, now I'm listening to the Radio Kenya video. Classic.

[Miamarlin21]

lol

[Party]

Those were the days.