2009 MLB Game Thread: September

[Beef]

Who would have thought 2 months ago that the Dodgers would clinch the division on the second to last day of the season?











beef?

Huh?

I am not sure what you are asking me.

I am not sure why you are asking me.

[Metes]

Looks like we're headed for a playoff tomorrow

[Ramp]

sorry nny, i am best

*jynxes it*
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holy shit

going into today, arod needed 2 hr and 7rbi to keep his 30hr, 100rbi streak in tact

he hit 2hr and drove in 7

[Beef]

Clutch!

[Ramp]

would he be for you?

[Beef]

He would be that.

[Namaste]

Huh?

I am not sure what you are asking me.

I am not sure why you are asking me.

I was kidding about our discussion on whether you (you being Beef) would be concerned about the Dodgers if you were a Dodger fan. Do you remember?

[Beef]

I was kidding about our discussion on whether you (you being Beef) would be concerned about the Dodgers if you were a Dodger fan. Do you remember?

Yeah, it was three days ago, not two months ago. I care not for your joke and I do not think it should apply nor should my name be mini'd following it.
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Also the Red Sox sucked at the end of the season a couple years ago

Then they ran into momentumface Colorado and won easy

[Namaste]

So you like their chances vs STL?

[Beef]

I like St Louis' chances against anyone right now because of their pitching. I do not, however, dislike the Dodgers due to the way they have ended the season.

If I'm really good at fuckin, and I can last a really long time any time I want to impress a girl, but then I feel no need to impress a girl for a while so I just do my business and get my seed to explode out my dickhole and in a timely fashion, but then that girl that was getting a timely fuck leaves and I have to start impressing a girl with my fuck talents, I will not be too worried that I can once again fuck like I am capable when the situation deems it necessary. Perhaps, the next girl I get to fuck is like the fuck superstar of the world and she can lift her everything off the ground and spin on my dick like a top and that is something I have just not had to deal with in the past, it is possible that I may cum faster than I usually would with any regular fuckin gal, but it is not because of my own doing, rather that she just fucked me better than what I could handle, whether I had been fucking fantastically nonstop or whether I had gotten nonchalant with my fucking for a little while.

[Namaste]

I completely agree with your fvcking rant because I'm the same way.

Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with the fact that the Dodgers can't score runs and they caught a ton of huge breaks in the first half of the season to reach the LOL winning percentage that they obtained.

The Dodgers are now a mirage. In the first half of the season they were a pretty good team who was catching a lot of breaks. Now they're a team that can't score runs and aren't catching any breaks.

They would get pounded in the NLDS whether they played the Cardinals, Phillies or Rockies. It doesn't fucking matter who they play.

[Beef]

Baseball is a weird game

[Namaste]

I will taste a drip of my own semen if they win the NLDS (I'll dip my finger in it and touch it to my tongue, no swallowing).

I will swallow a drip if they win the NLCS

I will swallow a teaspoon of my own sperm if they win the World Series

[Beef]

What will it take for you swallow my sperms?

[Namaste]

Not that this has anything to do with their chances of being successful this year in the playoffs but it's an interesting factoid:


The Dodgers have won 1 playoff series since 1988.