2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[HUGG]

Volstad went 5. Gave up 5 earned.

Pitched just well enough to stay in front of Josh Johnson in the ERA race!

Josh Johnson is a #1 starter and Chris Volstad has a better ERA than him.

Therefore, Volstad is a #1 starter.

[Beef]

Now is probably not the best time to get Volstad from mibs by offering Johnson

[Namaste]

Those Astros unis are pretty sexy, eh?

[Ramp]

Andrew Miller throwing in the 95-97 range today in Boston

straight fire

[Ramp]

Pujols homered

Angels bench left the dugout ran towards clubhouse, dugout was empty for his arrival after touching home

[Bobbob1313]

Angels' TV announcer with the dumbest tweet in response to Pujols' home run:

It's official, Albert Pujols with one more HR than every 'expert' on the planet. #Angels

[Metes]

Ah, the classic "well he's a lot better than you'd ever be" response whenever you criticize an athlete
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But it's a tweet so there's no stupidity filter

[Ramp]

this MLB scout clearly knows his shiz... watch out for that .690 OPS, Janssen!

[Mainge]

Ah, the classic "well he's a lot better than you'd ever be" response whenever you criticize an athlete
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But it's a tweet so there's no stupidity filter

Shawn Merriman told me that when I said 4 sacks in 4 years is not good. He said that's 4 more than I'd ever have.

And he's right.

[Metes]

Sorry Mainge, you'll never make it

[Madman81]

I love that classic dickheaded response. Because when someone says you suck, they're totally saying they would personally do better and not that other similarly situated players are better.

[Mainge]

Sorry Mainge, you'll never make it

I was never a sack artist. More of a stack and shed run stuffer

[Madman81]

Apply the e-brake and you cannot be budged

[HUGG]

I feel like if you tweet an athlete and tell them they suck, you pretty much deserve whatever response they give you.

Ideally "suck my dick"

[Beef]

this MLB scout clearly knows his shiz... watch out for that .690 OPS, Janssen!

The scout thing they got on there is awesome. I've seen stuff like, Scout: Volstad clearly trusts his catcher, that's why he was willing to throw in the dirt with a runner on 3rd