2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[Beef]

Yeah, I haven't seen the whole thing, but I think it is probably douchey but less so than Harper's. Harper also has a naturally more douchey face. Nolsaco's pumpkin head eases the level of douchiness down a bit.

[TheMendozaLine]

How Leyland calls for 6'6", 270-pound Brad Eldred to pinch run:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQnUUa4iN4[/ame]

[Ramp]

http://deadspin.com/5907145/tim-welk...-pathetic-joke

Tim Welke, lol.

[MiamiHomer]

CarGo on a bit of a tear right now.

[Ramp]

Red Sox sign Mark Prior

[CrimsonCane]

What does everyone think about Nolasco's haircut?

Really stupid.

[Metes]

Burnett has given up 4 runs with 0 outs in the 1st

[MiamiHomer]

Ben Volin @BenVolinPBP

Bizarre scene in the Bronx. Eric Chavez works a 1-2 count, then gets woozy/ill and has to be helped off the field.

Anyone see this?

[Ramp]

love how hard Bryce Harper runs

scored from 2b on a ball that didn't leave the infield

[Metes]

Did a bangup job knocking the ball out too

[DColts]

Anyone see this?

It was really odd.
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Chavez has whiplash.

[MiamiHomer]

Halladay getting rocked.
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Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN

Roy Halladay avg. fastball velocity, from 2009-12: 91.7, 92.1, 91.6, 89.9. Missed swing pct. from 2009-2012: 15.7, 10.8, 11.4, 4.8.

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[FishFF]

AJ Burnett

2.2 ip 12er. Ouch.

Beltran 4-4 7ribs through 5.

[Ramp]

some ridiculous games tonight

Phillies-Braves is bonkers

Bryce Harper went 3/4 with 2 doubles

[Ramp]

couple of 40+ year olds team hit walkoff homers

Giambi and now Chipper
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Albert about to get locked in

oppo fly out to the track, laser out to Hammer, then a crushed single to Hammer
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Jered Weaver, perdy good thru 5
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80 pitches for Weaver, thru 6
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98 pitches thru 7 for Weaver