2011 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[jOOj]

I don't know how he's doing it but that swing looks great.

[MiamiHomer]

It's purty when he jacks one out.

[jOOj]

Not the first time I've heard that. O_o!

[MiamiHomer]

Asdrubal Cabrera 5/5 2hr 5rbi 2r sb

.302/.363/.522 9hr 32rbi

He's on pace to hit 33hr this season. Coming into the year, he had 18 career hr in 387 games with a season high of 6.

good grief

2 for 2 tonight with another HR. So 7 consecutive hits now.

[MiamiHomer]

3 HR game for Hart tonight.
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Pujols finally ends his HR drought.

[FishFF]

lol W at the Rangers game trying to catch the foul ball

[jOOj]

Kenley Jansen is not a CL.

[Bobbob1313]

Sorry, Ramp, I think Josh Willingham's gone.

[Ramp]

like dead?

what the hell are you talking about?

his stats are down, that offense stinks, he's facing AL pitching for the first extended time ever

he will not die.

[Bobbob1313]

Like, he stinks. Sorry.

[Ramp]

not accepted

[Bobbob1313]

You're like the grieving wife in an Oscar bait movie, standing over the body of her dead husband in a hospital room.

"Just let him go, Ramp. It's over. There's nothing more we can do."
"NO! ITS NOT TRUE! NOOOOOOO!"

(Ramp is played by Julia Roberts.)

[Ramp]

I don't really know what you're getting at here. You just enjoy the numbers. I enjoy the smile.

[Bobbob1313]

I was just looking at his stats last night and he's not doing well, and isn't showing much in the way of hope. So I thought I'd make a joke. Stop yelling.

[Ramp]

So this is funny to you?