Marlins VS. Yankees | 7:10 PM EST | Final Exhibition Game Before Opening Day

[Ramp]

if he's God, he wouldn't need to use an enhanced bat

he'd use dental floss

[Namaste]

The world would remember God crushing one over the CF wall with only dental floss.

[Bobbob1313]

If God had a name, what would it be, and would you call it to his face.

[Ramp]

I feel like I would not throw God a first pitch fastball

[Mainge]

He'd probably never expect it though.

[Beef]

If God had a name, what would it be, and would you call it to his face.

I heard that song at Bonaroo

[Namaste]

God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.

[Bobbob1313]

I heard that song at Bonaroo

Because I mentioned Bonnaroo twice in the last few days.