Marlins VS. Yankees | 7:10 PM EST | Final Exhibition Game Before Opening Day

[Erick]

He'll pitch like this and his overall line will look better because he won't be facing the Yankees.

[Party]

Vanessa isn't too bright.
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Vanessa did a line of coke before coming into work.

[Mainge]

He'll pitch like this and his overall line will look better because he won't be facing the Yankees.

Maybe. He shouldn't be throwing less strikes than balls. Don't care who he's facing.

[Party]

Z was pitching like Vanessa was talking.

[Mainge]

Stupid?

[Party]

Fast and repetitive.

[Bobbob1313]

I can't wait until we move the fences in in three years like the Mets.

/overreacting

[Mainge]

Nah he hit that off the end of the bat.

[Erick]

I can't wait until we move the fences in in three years like the Mets.

/overreacting

It definitely looks like it will be a pitchers' park.

[Party]

That's not what tr305954754 said.

[Bobbob1313]

Nah he hit that off the end of the bat.

I'm speaking generally. The place is fucking enormous.

At the very least, the walls don't need to be nearly that high in center/right center.

[Party]

Cishek looks great with the orange sox.

[Namaste]

God, you're going to have to absolutely crush one to get it out to Center.

God uses titanium bats. No worries.

[Ramp]

why would God have to use a titanium bat?

[Namaste]

why would God have to use a titanium bat?

A better question would be

"Why does God use a titanium bat?"


Because he can