Pirates @ Marlins: The Battle for a .500 Season Begins Tonight

[Party]

Field looks like shit.

[MiamiHomer]

LoMo has the worst luck ever.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

LoMo is like a ball magnet. Luckily he appears to be okay.

[MiamiHomer]

I was a ball magnet when I played in my days. It's the worst. Actually got hit 21 times in a single season.

[Party]

Coach pitch or kid pitch???????

[MiamiHomer]

Kid pitch! If it were coach pitch that would be pretty bad do you think.

[Party]

When I was in coach pitch, my team finished in first (we were the Marlins in 1997). We would have gone undefeated had our coach not missed a game. The assistant coach pitched and we lost.

[HUGG]

The one year I played, our coach used to let his son pitch even though he sucked. That prick used to hit me in practice all the time.

I also got kicked out of a game cause I got hit with a pitch and I threw the bat at the backstop.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

We need to play the Pirates more often. 5 more runs and we'll have equaled all the runs we hit on the 7 game road trip.

[FishFanInPA]

Rosario might be the worst pitcher we've ever used. At least Tim Wood managed to get someone out from time to time.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

How long are we leaving Rosario out there? Are we trying to make this a save situation for Hensley?
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Thank you. Please don't use him again for a long time.

[Miamarlin21]

How long are we leaving Rosario out there? Are we trying to make this a save situation for Hensley?

No, for Leo. Edwin wants Leo to get in during a save situation.