'98 Marlins Watch

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

@joe_sheehan: The #Marlins have 59 runs in May with five games to play. No team since 1972 has scored fewer than 70 runs in May.

/Twitter

[Party]

Two of those games will be shutouts. Keep that in mind.

[Namaste]

It appears that it wasn't too early for this thread after all?

They're making a run at this, boys.

Embrace it. We might gon make hi(Jeffrey)story

[Bobbob1313]

I don't think that's how parentheses work.

[Namaste]

Oh I think it works there, sir!

[Bobbob1313]

Because you are saying 'hi' to Jeffrey, but he doesn't read this.

[HUGG]

When Scoring 2 runs
Diamondbacks  4 2-2  .500
A's           7 3-4  .429
Marlins      12 5-7  .417
Cardinals     8 3-5  .375
Giants        8 3-5  .375
Mariners     11 4-7  .364
Padres       13 4-9  .307
Tigers        7 2-5  .286
White Sox     7 2-5  .286
Nationals    11 3-8  .273
Braves        4 1-3  .250
Mets          8 2-6  .250
Cubs          9 2-7  .222
Brewers       5 1-4  .200
Rays          5 1-4  .200
Reds          5 1-4  .200
Red Sox       5 1-4  .200
Twins         5 1-4  .200
Dodgers      10 2-8  .200
Phillies     10 2-8  .200
Rockies      10 2-8  .200
Orioles       6 1-5  .167
Rangers       7 1-6  .143
Pirates       8 1-7  .125
Royals        8 1-7  .125
Angels        3 0-3  .000
Blue Jays     4 0-4  .000
Yankees       5 0-5  .000
Indians       7 0-7  .000
Astros        7 0-7  .000
1962 Mets    31 5-26 .161
2003 Tigers  29 3-26 .103

[Omar]

Through 51 games:

2003 Detroit Tigers  13-38  --
2013 Miami Marlins   13-38  --
1962 New York Mets   14-37  1

Game 52 Results:

62 NYM: WIN
03 DET: LOSS

Current Projected Record: 41-121
Current Projected Pyth Record: 48-114

Current Projected Run Differential: -267

Fun Fact: The Marlins have surrendered at least six earned runs each time Party has started the game thread.

[Blackout Pact]

That is a fun fact.

[Chewford]

Factual fun is the best fun.

[Party]

The record is ours if I break the first rule of game thread the rest of the way.

[Omar]

Through 52 games:

2003 Detroit Tigers  13-39  --
2013 Miami Marlins   13-39  --
1962 New York Mets   15-37  2

Game 53 Results:

62 NYM: LOSS
03 DET: WIN

Current Projected Record: 40-122
Current Projected Pyth Record: 49-113

Current Projected Run Differential: -265

Fun Fact: Pythagoras decided he wanted to move in a separate way from our regular projection last night.

[Nick]

I think the people are starting to believe.

[Chewford]

Pythagoras was a crazy cult leader who lived centuries before the creation of baseball so I wouldn't take his opinion too seriously.

[Nick]

Don't you dare speak ill of Pythagoras, Chewington!