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  • Through 45 games:

    Code:
    2003 Detroit Tigers  10-35  --
    1962 New York Mets   12-33  2
    2013 Miami Marlins   13-32  3
    Game 46 Results:

    62 NYM: LOSS
    03 DET: WIN

    Current Projected Record: 47-115
    Current Projected Pyth Record: 50-112

    Current Projected Run Differential: -248

    Fun Fact: Namaste has more game thread wins (7) than the next closest user (Ramp) has game threads.
    God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.
    - Daft

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    • Loria's people have contacted me.

      For every win I get 4 tickets and a parking pass for Home Plate Box Row A.

      Suck my balls, Erick.

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      • Daft is also tied for the lead in forgetting to post a game thread after a win.

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        • Originally posted by Namaste View Post
          Loria's people have contacted me.

          For every win I get 4 tickets and a parking pass for Home Plate Box Row A.

          Suck my balls, Erick.
          That promotion was brought to you by Jeffrey Loria.

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          • Through 46 games:

            Code:
            2003 Detroit Tigers  11-35  --
            1962 New York Mets   12-34  1
            2013 Miami Marlins   13-33  2
            Game 47 Results:

            62 NYM: LOSS
            03 DET: WIN

            Current Projected Record: 46-116
            Current Projected Pyth Record: 49-113

            Current Projected Run Differential: -257

            Fun Fact: The Marlins record against the Mets and Phillies is 7-8. Their record against everyone else is 6-25.
            God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.
            - Daft

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            • Through 47 games:

              Code:
              2003 Detroit Tigers  12-35  --
              1962 New York Mets   12-35  --
              2013 Miami Marlins   13-34  1
              Game 48 Results:

              62 NYM: LOSS
              03 DET: LOSS

              Current Projected Record: 45-117
              Current Projected Pyth Record: 48-114

              Current Projected Run Differential: -262

              Fun Fact: The Marlins still have just as many wins in May (5) as the Miami Heat.
              God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.
              - Daft

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              • Ozuna woulda dunked it last night

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                • 51 now

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                  • Marlins playoff odds are currently at .008%

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                    • I'm on my iPhone. But Fish Bytes mentions we have the worst record in the North American continent. Lets just go with the worst record in the hemisphere.

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                      • Another moment brought to you by


                        Korea

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                        • There aren't any teams in Korea with a worse record than us. The NC Dinos of Changwon are in their inaugural season and they still a win percentage that's nearly .100 above ours.

                          A quick check of the Nippon League standings shows that there are also no teams in Japan with a worse record. We're the best.
                          Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM Hugg!

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                          • Through 50 games:

                            Code:
                            2003 Detroit Tigers  13-37  --
                            1962 New York Mets   13-37  --
                            2013 Miami Marlins   13-37  --
                            Game 51 Results:

                            62 NYM: WIN
                            03 DET: LOSS

                            Current Projected Record: 42-120
                            Current Projected Pyth Record: 48-114

                            Current Projected Run Differential: -259

                            Fun Fact: Miguel Cabrera is outhomering the Marlins since May 4th.
                            God would be expecting a first pitch breaking ball in the dirt because humans love to disappoint him.
                            - Daft

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                            • Only 8 more losses than the Blue Jays!!!

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                              • Only 8 more wins than the Marlins

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