Marlins Bring Back JP

[Beef]

His stat line last year:

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Good work

[Miamarlin21]

Yeah, tried to do the thing from baseball-reference but didn't work.

JP
Hechavarria
LoMo
Stanton
Escobar
Rugg/Gorksy/Petey
Brantly
Solano

Not too bad? (Ok, yeah it still is)

[Party]

Please do not mention Gorkys anymore.

[Miamarlin21]

I don't want him on the field either but for some reason I think the Marlins do. He has great defense, so could be a good number five outfielder.

[Todd]

Not bad for a juan year deal

[Beef]

So it's over now

[Todd]

Seriously why does everyone give me so much shit

[dim]

Because this board is like the movie Mean Girls.

Except a thousand times less funny.

[Bobbob1313]

Most things are significantly less funny than Mean Girls.

[Todd]

Never saw that movie.

[HUGG]

My favorite thing about this board is that no one likes it and yet we're all here.

Everyday.

For hours

[Todd]

I like it.

[Beef]

I went to the gym today and checked up on y'all while I cardio'd

[Fritz]

So, are we here ironically like hipsters?

[Todd]

The Marlins are too mainstream to have a large hipster fanbase.