Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[HUGG]

Yeah, but I only pay money to go to Marlins games (in Cincinnati or Pittsburgh) when they're worth doing. So I just wouldn't do that anymore.

And I'd use my $50 gift card on wings.

[CrimsonCane]

"Good" maple syrup is one of those things that I never really understood. I spent 7 years in New England with people obsessing over Vermont maple syrup. By and large, that stuff sucked. The more "authentic" it got, the worse it tasted.

[Chewford]

If I had a $50 gift card I would use it to help smuggle Mainge out of North Korea.

[Beef]

"Good" maple syrup is one of those things that I never really understood. I spent 7 years in New England with people obsessing over Vermont maple syrup. By and large, that stuff sucked. The more "authentic" it got, the worse it tasted.

Somebody was peeing in your maple syrup

[Mainge]

If I had a $50 gift card I would use it to help smuggle Mainge out of North Korea.

You're the best.

[Fritz]

"Good" maple syrup is one of those things that I never really understood. I spent 7 years in New England with people obsessing over Vermont maple syrup. By and large, that stuff sucked. The more "authentic" it got, the worse it tasted.

I get real maple syrup from Costco and it's fucking phenomenal.

The only thing I don't like about real maple syrup is how liquidy it is as compared to the crappy, HFCS-laden shit that is a little more thick. It makes for superior seeping up of syrup with bacon or things of that nature.

[Todd]

Am I the only one who doesnt browse multiple syrups and just throws the first one he sees into the cart?

[Party]

The syrup at Cracker Barrel is horrible. It's 55% maple syrup and 45% cane syrup. But don't worry, the packaging says natural syrup.
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Am I the only one who doesnt browse multiple syrups and just throws the first one he sees into the cart?

That's how it usually goes with savages.

[Fritz]

Am I the only one who doesnt browse multiple syrups and just throws the first one he sees into the cart?

I don't like shitty food so I tend to get stuff that tastes good.

Weird, I know.

[Beef]

I wonder what Metes is doing right now

[Todd]

Syrup is syrup to me. I get pretty specific when it comes to coffee, I like the Dunkin Donuts original blend, but thats about it.

[Fritz]

Smoking legal weed with his lady.

[Big Z]

30 pages of shit talking and 10 pages of baseball.

Interesting

[Todd]

fuck you

[HUGG]

best todd post ever, you guys