Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[MiamiHomer]

Of course they would get Jeff Mathis, who else is going to fill the slot of being the John Buck of this team.

[flamarlins3]

Is there any positive way to spin this? At all? I mean team as was, was a 75 win team at best. #reaching

[rmc523]

I can't wait to see how many season tickets they sell

We're not renewing.

I would argue the damage is already done.

Even if Selig nixes deal, damage is done.

The only move Selig has is to somehow strongarm them to sell team. And I don't know how they do that. No one is going to support them no matter what moving forward

Agreed - like whoever it was mentioned how they did it with the Dodgers, I wish they'd do it here.

[Chewford]

Is there any positive way to spin this?

No.

Non.

Nein.

Nee.

아니오.

いいえ.

號.

Нет.

[HUGG]

The fact we couldn't even get JP Arencibia instead of Mathis might be my favorite part of the whole trade.

[The_Godfather]

Is there any positive way to spin this? At all? I mean team as was, was a 75 win team at best. #reaching

I think it's a positive. We start over, we weren't anyways with Reyes/JJ/Buck/Buehler anyways. So now we build around Stanton and a bunch of young, talented pitchers . Just need to do it right and I don't think this FO will do it right so we oh well. Enjoy really cheap tickets at a somewhat nice stadium I guess?

[Party]

I'd rather get expensive tickets to watch a team that doesn't have a firesale every 5 years. This team is pathetic.

[lou]

The fact we couldn't even get JP Arencibia instead of Mathis might be my favorite part of the whole trade.

They probably preferred Mathis as the value his "defense"

I wish I was being sarcastic

[Chewford]

I'd rather get expensive tickets to watch a team that doesn't have a firesale every 5 years. This team is pathetic.

SK tickets are like $8 and they're 1st or 2nd every year.

[MiamiHomer]

I think it's a positive. We start over, we weren't anyways with Reyes/JJ/Buck/Buehler anyways. So now we build around Stanton and a bunch of young, talented pitchers . Just need to do it right and I don't think this FO will do it right so we oh well. Enjoy really cheap tickets at a somewhat nice stadium I guess?

You are a weird motherfucker.

[KnuckleBalls]

[lou]

Fantastic

[The_Godfather]

I'd rather get expensive tickets to watch a team that doesn't have a firesale every 5 years. This team is pathetic.

I'd rather get expensive tickets to a team who wins. Don't care how often they do fire sales, especially when it's a firesale of an already shitty team.

[lou]

And Kouzmanoff is still playing 3B

[HUGG]

Kouzmanoff won't be the 3B.