Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[Namaste]

bobbob, spin this common one time.

This can't be true, right?

[emkayseven]

Lol I'm fucking done with this team

[Chewford]

Pretend this is Loria.

Frickin Barry shipping all our jobs to Canada!

[Fish Tank Frenzy]

Loria is a tremendous douche bag and I hope he sells this team to a real owner but this team sucked tremendously and needed a lot of help. Get rid of them and hopefully build a team that will be good for a while.

Also, Greinke would work well here cause he doesnt like crowds.

[Ramp]

absolutely amazing, my jaw is agape

agape I say!

[rmc523]

Lol I'm fucking done with this team

Guess we can become Rays fans?

[MiamiHomer]

I'm literally on the verge of tears...

[lou]

If Toronto ate all the monies, which I am assuming

Nolasco makes $11.5
Webb will make $1 in arb
Dobbs makes $1.5
um....
Turner makes like $1
so does Cox (major league contract) $1

Escobar has got to make a few million

Bell makes $4
Ozzie $2.5

2013 payroll is around... let's say $30 million including Ozzie

[Miamarlin21]

If we don't get one or two of D'Arnaud, Sanchez, Marisnick then this is fucking horrible.

[Bobbob1313]

bobbob, spin this common one time.

Try reading earlier in the thread, asshole.

[Chewford]

Daft, remember when you said you don't like the "If x happens, I'm done people."

How do you feel about the "If they literally trade away the entire roster to Canada, I'm done" people?

[Beef]

...

I don't think this guy pitches yet

[HUGG]

No one is gonna defend this trade. Anyone who's gonna play told you so is a giant dickhead.

We all just got shit on, not the time.

[Ramp]

pretty close to being done... as close as I've ever been

[Namaste]

mlb.com asleep at the wheel