Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[lou]

Chone Figgins got DFA'd

I put this here because you know we're gonna sign him.

Danny Valencia too. I suspect Marlins bring them both in.

[HUGG]

Oh, I'll be stunned if they don't sign Valencia.

[Erick]

Ryan Raburn!

[emkayseven]

Valencia they'll absolutely sign. From UM, Hispanic sounding name, Jewish. Fits all three of their MOs.
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and also he sucks, so there's number 4

[Party]

That's good marketing.


Good for the brand.
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Someone make a banner with a bottle of maple syrup with soflamarlins.com on the label.


I would do it, but Festa won't use it if I do it.

Watch out, you're becoming a caricature of yourself.

[HUGG]

ehe, I've always been one
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that joke has been Hugg-sanctioned

[lou]

“They still haven’t communicated with me to discuss future plans, but I consider myself a shortstop. That’s the position I like,” Escobar said. “It is premature to give an opinion on the subject. There’s much to be discussed before decisions are made.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/11/2...#storylink=cpy

He gone

[Chewford]

He was blocking Kouz anyways.

[lou]

He was blocking Kouz anyways.

No one blocks Kouz. He can only be contained.

[HUGG]

Yunel Escobar unwilling to move to 3B! Pull your stories from a year ago and change the name, boys.

[Chewford]

[Big Z]

I'll keep him under one circumstance. He has to write "Loria & Co son Maricones" on his eye black.

I actually want Yunel to stay, in all honesty. He could be a steal at $5MM, the only problem with him is his attitude. The fish should atleast take a look at him until July and decide then what they want to do.

[emkayseven]

someone I know had this posted on their wall by some d-bag I guess they know:



he is selling them for $15


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he even posted the "artwork"

the joke doesn't even make sense

i fucking hate people

[Beef]

Clown

[Mainge]

Be some d-bag I guess they know?

Oh.