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  • Stadium Fails Safety Inspection, Opening Day at Sun Life Stadium

    MIAMI, Fla. -- For years, the Marlins' dream of owning a stadium was just that - a dream. The dream seemed to be on the cusp of becoming reality in a few days, but the realization of the dream will have to wait a little longer, as the MarlinsGet your Marlins tickets now! found out late Saturday night that the new Marlins Park did not pass its final safety inspection.

    "Obviously it's something we're extremely disappointed about, and something we feel awful about, but it isn't going to change the excitement around this ballclub," team president David Samson explained.

    Instead of the sparkling new stadium in the Little Havana section of Miami, the Miami Marlins' game against the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals will be played in a familiar place - Sun Life Stadium. Fans will be able to exchange their Opening Day ticket for a similar ticket at Sun Life. "To be honest, some fans might end up with better seats," said Samson.

    The team issued a statement saying that fans who purchased tickets to Opening Day would also be able to choose free tickets to one weeknight game during the season once the new ballpark does open. Parking passes purchased for Opening Day will be fully refunded.

    Marlins Park is now slated for completion sometime in late April. This will not be the first time in recent memory that a ballpark has opened mid-season. In Seattle, Safeco Field opened on July 15, 1999 with the Mariners playing against the San Diego Padres. The Padres won 3-2.
    holy crap what the hell
    Originally posted by Madman81
    Most of the people in the world being dumb is not a requirement for you to be among their ranks.
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    Believed it for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second

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    • #3
      He had me for a second.

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      • #4
        I hate April Fool's. I knew it immediately.
        This post was brought to you by: Dat SEC Speed

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          April Ruse.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Fritz View Post
            I hate April Fool's.


            We like it. There are good lol opps.

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            • #7
              I thought Chrome's adblock had a pretty good April Joke's day prank. Reddit also did a pretty good job.
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              • #8
                I called my Dad and told him Tiger Woods got into a car accident and was in a coma.

                He believed it like a 9 year old would. WAY too easy.

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                • #9
                  Trolling works much better on April Fools nowadays. A better prank would have to change the banner on the top of the page to Tim Tebow. It'd also be a good thing to do on the other 365 days of the year as well.
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                  • #10
                    Festa has some morbid April Fools ideas.

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                    • #11
                      Didn't buy it for a second since I didn't see a link.

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                      • #12
                        not even with Get your Marlins tickets now!
                        Originally posted by Madman81
                        Most of the people in the world being dumb is not a requirement for you to be among their ranks.
                        Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM me!

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                        • #13
                          The typo on Stadium in the title also helped.

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                          • #14
                            An interesting April Fools joke was a few years ago when my favorite SIU message board and a Wichita State Shocker message board traded styles and logos on April 1st. It was a jolly time.
                            Amy Adams, AKA Cinnamon Muff
                            Logan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
                            Noah Perio
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                            39 AB
                            15 H
                            0 2B
                            0 3B
                            0 HR
                            0 BB
                            .385/.385/.385

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                              Todd's post made me lowell the most

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