Big Z: We Should Trade Hanley

[Beef]

I know this is not going to get through your heads, but i've spoken to people close to Hanley who say he is the biggest piece of shit they know, he is a drama queen and also that he whines about everything.

I believe it. But he can win, just like LeBron James can win
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This is great

Madman, can you get me a job?

[Erick]

which bring me to the direction of where this thread was hijacked.....trading hanley is the only way for this team to get better quicker. hanleys obv a huge talent, but hes also a huge douche....he needs bigger douches to get the most of out of him......this team has no douches, for the most part (unless u consider volstad a douche which will be prob be handled in the offseason, but dont tell mibs)

all those stats u guys love to quote as reasons to keep him, the rest of baseball has.....they know what he is, as far as baseball is concerned.....his value is fine, he'll still bring a "good" return. its up to the front office to get it right this time.

Why?

[Beef]

CANT YOU READ!?!? BECAUSE HE NEEDS BIGGER DOUCHES AND THE DOUCHES HERE ARENT BIG ENOUGH DOUCHES FOR HIM...


wrapped up like a douche

[....J....]

what other player on the team is gonna bring a #1 starter besides stanton???? idk what u think we have as far as a rotation, but JJ has thrown 200 innings once and made 25 starts twice man....ur #1 cant be that

[emkayseven]

Where are you getting the information that we can get a #1 starter for Hanley?

[....J....]

Why?

because he will bring back the most help......this teams not signing cc or cj or bj or any other initials.....hanley brings a #1 projected and a cf or 3b i would think.....jj cant be our #1 with how little hes pitched and really there is nobody else.

[emkayseven]

You would think wrong. Go through the list of teams and find the ones who need a shortstop and then tell me which ones even have a #1 pitcher and a CF or 3B to trade, and THEN tell me why that team would feel compelled to make the trade

[Madman81]

Madman, can you get me a job?

wut


Got it, we should trade Hanley to the Phillies for their whole rotation with salaries paid off.
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You would think wrong. Go through the list of teams and find the ones who need a shortstop and then tell me which ones even have a #1 pitcher and a CF or 3B to trade, and THEN tell me why that team would feel compelled to make the trade*

*for a team cancer asshole who makes the team worse

[emkayseven]

wut


Got it, we should trade Hanley to the Phillies for their whole rotation with salaries paid off.
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*for a team cancer asshole who makes the team worse

Hanley for Jered Weaver and Mark Trumbo.........arte moreno has wanted a big time bat and loves latin players........And neither of them are douches......

[....J....]

we're not competin against the rest of the NL, we're competin against the braves and the phils......ur team has to be able to compete with those over the next few yrs if u wanna make the playoffs.....tradin hanley brings us closer to that, by filling a lot of holes, while being able to use our free agent money in the right spots

[Erick]

because he will bring back the most help......this teams not signing cc or cj or bj or any other initials.....hanley brings a #1 projected and a cf or 3b i would think.....jj cant be our #1 with how little hes pitched and really there is nobody else.

Even if this is your opinion (a bad one, at that), wouldn't it be smarter to trade JJ since he can't stay healthy?

[emkayseven]

TELL ME WHAT HOLES WE WILL FILL AND WITH WHAT TEAM WE WILL BE TRADING
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Even if this is your opinion (a bad one, at that), wouldn't it be smarter to trade JJ since he can't stay healthy?

No way man, jj isn't a douche, I talked to a guy who has heard of him

[Erick]

we're not competin against the rest of the NL, we're competin against the braves and the phils......ur team has to be able to compete with those over the next few yrs if u wanna make the playoffs.....tradin hanley brings us closer to that, by filling a lot of holes, while being able to use our free agent money in the right spots

Sort of like trading Cabrera got us Mike Cameron in his prime 2.0 and the next Randy Johnson, amirite?

[....J....]

Even if this is your opinion (a bad one, at that), wouldn't it be smarter to trade JJ since he can't stay healthy?

rest of baseball knows he cant stay healthy too......

[emkayseven]

And the rest of baseball doesn't know Hanley has been hitting like shit for over a year and is a douche

Gotcha
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