Marlins Do the Unthinkable, Beat Down Pirates in Three-Game Sweep

[Erick]

Not enough talk about us finding a way to sweep the Pirates. And have Matt Diaz go just 2/5 with no runs driven in. We are in a bizarro world.

Ty Wigginton is next.

[jOOj]

Matt Diaz came across as a prick in that interview of him saying he apologized to all the Hispanics and to pronounce it anything but "Dee As".

[Party]

He's paying for it. Pittsburgh is where players like him go to die. It's the Florida of MLB minus the beaches and fake tits.

[Chewford]

Festa, we all know the Mets is where players go to die.

[jOOj]

I'd think there is more than beaches and tetas that would make Pittsburgh different.

[Valid]

I know it's very early, but I think it's worth noting that Atlanta is now six games back of us in the loss column.

[Omar]

Festa, we all know the Mets is where players go to die.

Aren't the Mets where players go to get contracted?

[Chewford]

Recently, yes. I know this may not be a popular sentiment, but I don't see any conceivable way in which the Mets can still exist as a Major League Baseball franchise until the end of this season.

[Jay]

Who else thinks Hayes doesn't want to return to the minors?

[Beef]

Before tonight I thought he really wanted to go back to the minors??? ? ? ?
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[Mainge]

Before tonight I thought he really wanted to go back to the minors??? ? ? ?
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I imagine most fringe big leaguers can't wait to get sent back down.

[MiamiHomer]

I heard life in the minors is better than in the majors.

[Ramp]

I also heard these things.

Rumors were going around that Scott Cuz was still for me. These rumors were true.
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oh fuck me...

just heard Waltz and Hutton's call of the grandslam

THAT'S SCOTT COUSINS....

kill me

[Party]

I don't like this thread title.

MLBN had a stat where the Pirates have been terrible at JRS since 2000.

[MiamiHomer]

It's the other way around, we've been terrible in PNC but whatevs.