Dan Uggla Traded to Braves for IF Omar Infante and LHP Mike Dunn

[Ramp]

According to baseball prospectus, Martin Prado was the best fielding 2B in the NL last year

so naturally, the Braves are moving him to LF

[Todd]

I always pictured Uggla holding a black and white artistic photo of Cody in his bosom as he cried, listening to "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie, the day Cody was sent to San Francisco.

[Ramp]

A few years ago, a picture was going around that Dan Uggla sent of him holding a teddy bear to a girl he liked. Seriously wish I had that pic to post on the interwebs. All the Affliction-ites would kick him out of the club.

[Todd]

I wouldnt let the people in Georgia see that. They wouldnt take kindly.

[Beef]

Dan Uggla has no personality. I never liked that about him

[Miamarlin21]

I need to change my computer wallpaper. It's of 2008 and has Hanley and Uggla. I told myself that I wouldn't change it until Uggla's gone.


Suggestions on some good ones?

[Party]

Dan Uggla has no personality. I never liked that about him

I thought he was incredibly dumb.

[Ramp]

I thought he was incredibly dumb.

He's an absolute moron. See baseball, hit baseball. That's about it.

[Todd]

He is apparently very sweet.

[Ramp]

we got ourselves a fan favorite!

[Party]

Ramp, there are two child molesters in that picture. The general public will not approve of more child molesters leaving the Julia Tuttle Causeway to attend more baseball games.

[Todd]

That old guy looks like Santa Claus incognito.

[Beef]

The general public is child molesters.


and mibs.

[Party]

Matt Yaloff just said the Braves were ahead of us.

[Chewford]

Hippies do not molest children.