Marlins Pitching Holds Up As Bats Go Dry Again, Fish Win 1-0

[Nick]

I don't know why I keep posting messages with three periods at the end...

[HUGG]

because you have ADD

[Nick]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEGGGGGED!!!!!!!

I just got shit on.

[Ralph]

Look at me
You tell me
Just what you see
Am I, someone whom, you may love, or enemy
Am I speakin' for, you and yours, or someone else
I need some answers
Yeah Yeah

[Mainge]

Mainge, if you gon bait, atleast show some effort

[Ramp]

oh that's fine baiting

[emkayseven]

oh noes

I may have to step down as an actor/writer and step in as admin and stop this soon

[wanks1212]

Is that his girlfriend? If so, that's great hustle for a guy as goofy looking as Volstad.

[Swifty]

1-0 record, 13 IP, 8 H, 2 R, 6 BB, 10 K, 1.38 ERA. That's his last two starts. You're right. He really sucks. I would never want that on my team.

You realize that's in AAA, right?

[emkayseven]

nevermind, she negged me again

carry on boys

[Ramp]

Is that his girlfriend? If so, that's great hustle for a guy as goofy looking as Volstad.

girls love a dude in a jersey

[MiamiHomer]

His chin looks like it takes up half his face in that picture.

[wanks1212]

I'm surprised he's not boozing, or at least holding some kind of refreshing alcoholic beverage in his hand.

[Mainge]

Anyway we can make this an :mba smiley?

[wanks1212]

girls love a dude in a jersey

Surely he also has a charming personality and an innate ability to engage in intelligent conversation.