Marlins Fire Fredi Gonzalez, Jim Presley, Carlos Tosca

[Metes]

I quit.

[Ramp]

just like your [insert family member here] before you

/makes it personal

[Metes]

It's not personal, it's personnel

[Ramp]

you know it

[Swifty]

Can I be the hitting coach so I can then advocate for my own firing?

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

joecapMARLINS: RT @SI_JonHeyman: valentine supposedly loves #marlins scouting system, their new park (and obvious commitment to him). i bet this happens.

/Twitter

[Bobbob1313]

There's almost no chance they don't hire him.

[Ramp]

Can I be the hitting coach so I can then advocate for my own firing?

done

[emkayseven]

i would like to be bullpen coach

so i can smack everyone down there

[Ramp]

pierre lemarkotsay

done

[jOOj]

Fire me! I'm already fired! Woooooooooooooo!

[FishFanInPA]

I'd like to be assistant GM so I can make the radio appearances for the GM who is always "busy"

[Ramp]

I don't think so

[Mainge]

Give me first base coach so I can give high fives and bitch about phantom balks.

[Flum]

Did we fire Bill Robinson?