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apparently the article is cut way down and not nearly as impressive as it should have been as the editors didn't want to imply that these guys took banned substances
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They disappointed meComment
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I had no idea Chris Volstad signed with the Rockies. That's gonna be a fucking disaster.Comment
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Let's be honest here, Chris Volstad signing in any major league setting is always going to be a fucking disaster.Originally posted by Hugg View PostComment
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The Marlins front office > The Rockies front office.Comment
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Speaking of the Rockies, Todd Helton was arrested for DUI this morning.Comment
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What a convenient segue for you.Amy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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I could see it ending one of two ways...either Volstad is his regular self and that combined with that thin mountain air makes every opposing batter capable of Roy Hobbs style moonshots...or the dude trolls everyone and puts up an excellent ERA combined with low HR and XBH #s at Coors Field. Some team trades for him at the deadline and he reverts back to the old Chris Volstad.
Either way MIBS will treat him like he is the lovechild of Walter Johnson and Dizzy Dean.Amy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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Fun fact: Walter Johnson was 41 when Dizzy Dean turned 18.Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM me!Originally posted by Madman81Comment
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Why is that fun? Genuine questionComment
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thinking about their love child is fun (to Todd)Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM me!Originally posted by Madman81Comment
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Are you implying that at 41 Walter Johnson was shooting blanks and therefore would have been unable to produce a child with Dizzy Dean which in a paradox wouldnt have led to the creation of a Chris Volstad? GREAT SCOTTAmy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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King Felix 7r $175milComment
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$15 million a year. Not bad for just playing catch.Amy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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