2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[MiamiHomer]

Jon Morosi @jonmorosi

BREAKING: Guillermo Mota of #SFGiants receives 100-game suspension after testing positive for Clenbuterol, a performance-enhancing substance

Marc Normandin @Marc_Normandin

Outfielder Darnell McDonald, drafted 1997, has thrown more innings in the majors than 11 of the 25 first-round pitchers from that draft.

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[emkayseven]

lol @ Mota, what a fucking moron

[MiamiHomer]

MLB @MLB

BREAKING: Phillies LHP Cole Hamels suspended 5 games and fined for intentionally throwing at Nationals OF Bryce Harper.

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[Mainge]

Brad Eldred was called up

And he's the new starting DH.

That went well.

[HUGG]

He got all of 17 plate appearances.

I don't know why they bothered calling him up.

[MiamiHomer]

Because Delmon Young hates Jews.

[HUGG]

That happened the day after they called him up.

[Madman81]

The game. I did miss. I was hoping to see the steal home on MLB Network this morning but they kept showing me highlights of things that were not the highlights of the day IMO

http://washington.nationals.mlb.com/...22863&c_id=mlb

[HUGG]

"He's fake tough," Rizzo said. "...He doesn't know who he's dealing with."

I love these two lines so close together. Calling someone fake tough and then acting fake tough right after.

[Madman81]

He will fuck you up bro

[HUGG]

I wonder how many GMs threw a big fit to the media about Don Drysdale hitting guys.

Pussy Era.

[Metes]

Fake tough just sounds so funny

You can't say that and not sound like a twat

[Ramp]

I'd like to see Hamels hit Rizzo next time

[HUGG]

I hope he hits Anthony Rizzo when they play the Cubs.

Just because.

[Ramp]

7 National League teams over .500, 4 of them in the East