2012 MLB Season Game Thread: May

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while we're here...

Slowest Trot
Matt Joyce - May 9, 29.38* secs.
*Injured during trot
Chipper Jones - May 2, 28.97
David Ortiz - April 24, 28.09
Hanley Ramirez - April 18, 27.67
David Ortiz - May 7, 27.48
Kendrys Morales - May 13, 27.32
Bryan LaHair - April 13, 27.16
Carlos Ruiz - May 2, 27.13
Jonny Gomes - April 11, 27.07
Alex Rodriguez - May 7, 27.05

Quickest Trot (non-Inside-the-Park)
Carlos Gomez - April 24, 16.46 secs.
Bryce Harper - May 14, 17.07
Orlando Hudson - April 25, 17.3
Brendan Ryan - April 15, 17.51
Scott Rolen - April 26, 17.59*
Alejandro De Aza - April 9, 17.95
Austin Jackson - April 21, 17.95
Kelly Johnson - April 14, 17.97
Scott Rolen - April 25, 18.04
Brian Bogusevic - April 6, 18.06

Inside-the-Park Home Runs (Total Hit: 3)
Peter Bourjos - April 11, 14.26 secs.
Alex Presley - April 20, 14.75
Norichika Aoki - April 20, 15.5

[Namaste]

Someone's gotta post the Chipper trot one time

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http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?co...y_21110511&v=3

[Namaste]

Awesome

I would imagine that Milton Bradley had some ecpot walks around the bases

[emkayseven]

bryce is quickly becoming my favorite ever

so hard to hate that nats team

[MiamiHomer]

Not that hard really, they are ahead of the Marlins in the standings thus they are turds.

[Ramp]

seems like the mature way to view things

[MiamiHomer]

I'm not mature.

[Ramp]

Bryce homered again

[MiamiHomer]

[Ramp]

why is the dad rocking a Cards jersey

edit: he's an idiot

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Josh Beckett pitching well today (not a no-hitter warning)

[Ramp]

Brett Lawrie is going to be suspended about 3-5 games me thinks. Spiked his helmet and it hit the home plate ump.

[Mainge]

Brett Lawrie is going to be suspended about 3-5 games me thinks. Spiked his helmet and it hit the home plate ump.

[Beef]

After you spike the helmet and it bounces that way, you really gotta jump into "oh shit, I didnt mean that" mode to look like less of a douche.