Pujolsapalooza: Multiple Reports - 10 Year Contract with Angels

[TheMendozaLine]

weeee

Substantial, you say? My guess is they offered Reyes the "Cordon Blue" and Pujols "The Ralph"

http://www.substantialonline.com/

[TealMonster08]

That quote is beyond "for me."
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Substantial, you say? My guess is they offered Reyes the "Cordon Blue" and Pujols "The Ralph"

http://www.substantialonline.com/

We got ourselves a regular stand-up comedian here...

[Jorge18]

Holy fuck.

[Chewford]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Big Z]

I thought pitching was our priority, lol.

[HUGG]

If we sign both these guys, can we make The Official Suck Loria's Dick Thread?

[tr305]

We wouldn't need pitching with that lineup. Trust me.
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Would rival the Big Red Machine.

[jOOj]

This is excite.

[Omar]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Dave Checketts is reporting that the Marlins have agreed to contracts with Pujols and Reyes.

@stugotz790

[TheMendozaLine]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG


@stugotz790

LOL. Cheap NBA Lockout joke. Don't get excited.

[HUGG]

haha Juanky got GOT
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SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
#marlins made offers to pujols, reyes and buehrle. (@Ken_Rosenthal 1st reported jose & albert). "nothing close'' to deal.

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[Omar]

I am le sad

[Party]

Juanky punk'd himself.

[Omar]

The excitement was worth it

[jOOj]

One moment of excite is worth a lifetime in orange.