2011 MLB Season Game Thread: March-April

[Bobbob1313]

Beef only likes Nonpoint and Creed.

[Todd]

Well I love her but I love to fish I spend all day out on this lake but hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishing hole today shed be packing all her things and shed by gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her when I get home
right now I'm on this lakeshore and I'm sittin in the sun
I'm sure it will hit me when I walk through that door tonight
Yeah I'm gonna miss her looky there I got a bite
Theres a chance that if I hurry I could beg her to stay
But that waters right and the weathers perfect no telling what I might catch today
So I'm gonna miss her when I get home right now I'm on this lakershore and I'm sittin in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me when I walk through that door tonight yeah I'm gonna miss her oh looky there another bite
Yeah I'm gonna miss her oh looky there I've got a bite

[Ramp]

Why the fuck should the Marlins ever play that song?

[Chewford]

[Todd]

Beats me, why do the Red Sox play Sweet Caroline? Why does anyone do anything?

I dont really listen to country music besides Brad Paisley.

[Ramp]

the Red Sox don't play Sweet Caroline because it has "Red Sox" in it

[Todd]

I always assumed its because the song is rumored to be about Caroline Kennedy of the Nantucket Kennedys.

[Ramp]

It's because the former music lady used to play it randomly between innings because it was played elsewhere. When John Henry took over, it became the official 8th inning song. Nothing to do with JFK.

[Beef]

But wouldn't it be fun to sing along to some guy while we all use accents that make us sound dumb as shit so we can sound like the singer?

[Todd]

Davidson uses a new techno version of Sweet Carolina. It is unsettling but catchy.

Not everyone that sings or listens to country music is dumb or has a country accent.

[CrimsonCane]

Not everyone that sings or listens to country music is dumb or has a country accent.

Sure, but they also don't live in Miami.

[Todd]

Maybe. Its just a good song, fun and relaxing when you are sitting around having a beer.

[Party]

I'm going to put a $1,000,000 bounty on that Gloria Estefan song from 1997. Never been able to find it.

[Ramp]

John Sterling's call on Russ Martin's HR: "Russell has muscle"

[jOOj]

Joe Buck is calling the Yankee game with a cold, he sounds like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, I keep waiting for him to snap at McCarver and call him Go-Rilla.