Marlins @ Cardinals - 8:15

[Sashimi]

Reyes has an exceedingly fat face.

[Swifty]

I don't know if there's a stat for it, but I'd bet that Uggla's led the team in quality at bats for like a month straight now. And if it's not him, he's got to be leading in it for right handers (since I'd guess Coghlan would be the guy since Johnson was hurt).
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Leaving too many on base. Come on guys.

[Party]

Is that CB Bucknor at first?

Almost as bad- Chris Guccioni.

[Beef]

Uggla also leads the league in ending at bats on one knee

[Swifty]

He probably does. He also leads the league in caring per plate appearance.

[Beef]

Cantu leads the inning in funny

[Swifty]

And acne scars.

[Namaste]

Cantu leads the league in bailed out by the double play ball

[Beef]

And acne scars.

eeeeeek
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Yeah, that does indeed look like a very tough to understand out of town scoreboard. They should instead spell out, in english words, exactly what is currently occurring in each game

[Swifty]

Mr. Professional

[Sashimi]

poop

[Beef]

Lindstrom reminds me of bad

[Swifty]

[Sashimi]

Cardinal announcers couldn't believe Fredi didn't go with a lefty against Rasmus, because they have eaten him up this year.

[Ramp]

Fredi is not privy to split stats