8/14 Mr.Excitements Professional Baseball Club @ Royals 2:10 PM

[Namaste]

We're on a one game win streak, boys.

One Marlin has an OPS over .800 (LoMo .801).

In 40 AB's this year, Greinke has a .903 OPS.

[HUGG]

Henderson Alvarez .833, Koyie Hill 1.000

[Nick]

What the fuck kinda name is Koyie?

Is it Coy or Coy-ee?

[Beef]

Coy

[AdamRavs]

What the fuck kinda name is Koyie?

Is it Coy or Coy-ee?

[Nick]

We're playing and we have 0 runs.
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also, Ruggiano fucking did it.
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Rugg in beast mode.

[Erick]

Turner is pitching like shit. He's pitching the same way he did in Spring Training which caused him to not make the Opening Day roster.

[Nick]

HECH ASS

[Erick]

60 pitches. 23 strikes, 37 balls...

[Fritz]

Boys, we're leading 3-2 with Turner looking ace-like.

[AdamRavs]

6 walks no strikeouts. Mainge must be sooooo excited

[Mainge]

6 walks no strikeouts. Mainge must be sooooo excited

TURNER ASS

[AdamRavs]

Yet only gave up 2 runs lol.. Maybe he pitches better out of the stretch?

[Mainge]

Luck

[AdamRavs]

He must have a horseshoe up his ass then