Pittsburgh Pirates @ Miami Marlins - Piracy Awareness Night - 7/27

[Chewford]

Why the fuck are they showing a fucking dance off during my baseball?

[Beef]

You can always bet that if a pitcher is doing real poorly and then gets back to back outs, Rich and/or Tommy will remark that the pitcher is either dialed in or back on track.

[Mainge]

That wasn't all that close, jesus fuck.

[Chewford]

Omg this interview what the fuck

[AdamRavs]

What did you do to prepare? srsly?

[Namaste]

They're not Hawk Harrelson but Rich and Tommy have to be in the bottom third of broadcasters. *this might get Party to make a post

Pool Girl has a pig nose

[HUGG]

Brantly will probably hit better than him given enough at-bats.

yeah he's gotta stop facing lefties (.063/.118/.125) and his numbers aren't as bad.

.272/.322/.335 (.331 babip, daft)


the issue is will he hit better enough to be worth more than Mathis is defensively (doubtful)


of course, Mathis isn't gonna keep hitting as well (ehe, well is relative) as he is either. If he does, he's absolutely a starter.

[AdamRavs]

They're not Hawk Harrelson but Rich and Tommy have to be in the bottom third of broadcasters. *this might get Party to make a post

Pool Girl has a pig nose

Also has big tits and a wonderful ass so who cares about her face

[Chewford]

yeah he's gotta stop facing lefties (.063/.118/.125) and his numbers aren't as bad.

.272/.322/.335 (.331 babip, daft)


the issue is will he hit better enough to be worth more than Mathis is defensively (doubtful)


of course, Mathis isn't gonna keep hitting as well (ehe, well is relative) as he is either. If he does, he's absolutely a starter.

"What the fuck is defense?"
-Marlins FO

[Namaste]

Ok, boys. Gonna head out. Root this one in for me. Going for a sweep tommorow would be fun.

[AdamRavs]

"What the fuck is defense?"
-Marlins FO

Speed and batting average is what we want

[HUGG]

I actually think they're liable to buy into Mathis more than most front offices. Wouldn't surprise me if he's here for quite a long time.

They've made more than one comment about our pitchers pitching better when Mathis catches.


And Redmond loves him, although that probably means less here than with other teams.

[Mainge]

I actually think they're liable to buy into Mathis more than most front offices. Wouldn't surprise me if he's here for quite a long time.

They've made more than one comment about our pitchers pitching better when Mathis catches.

I was just thinking that. Maths is probably here for a while

[AdamRavs]

Koehler may get hit around a bit but he got us 5 today

[Nick]

The Fuck?

That Marlins commercial with Redmond was actually pretty good.

I'm so used to anything Marlins-advertising related being complete shit.