Braves at Marlins, 4/8/13

[emkayseven]

Tonight, the Braves of Atlanta, formerly of Milwaukee and Boston, take on your Miami Marlins, formerly of Florida.

On the bump for the racially insensitive team is Paul Maholm. Taking the mound for the home team is Kevin Slowey.

Predictions:
-Giancarlo gon K twice
-Hechavarria's name gets butchered by Rich no fewer than five times
-The home run feature will go off, but only in pre-game ceremonies
-WGL

[Ramp]

I think Slowey gets crushed tonight

[Chewford]

They still are of Florida.

I will be watching.

I was thinking of driving down, but it'd be much more exciting to watch them dredge the beach.

[Beef]

When Rich is done saying Hechavarria, he ends it with that ahhhhhh noise you obnoxiously make after a refreshing drink

[TealMonster08]

I think we win in a relatively high-scoring affair.
Oh, and Stanton homers.

[Mainge]

This is the free game of the day on MLB.TV

[Mainge]

Lineup:

Pierre, LF
Polanco, 3B
Stanton, RF
Dobbs, 1B
Ruggiano, CF
Brantly, C
Hechavarria, SS
Solano, 2B

[Chewford]

Mainge.

[Mainge]

Hey guy

[Chewford]

Hey.

Who the fuck was that Valaika guy?

[Mainge]

Someone from Cincy. He plays some infield and swings at not strikes.

I had never heard of him before yesterday.

[Chewford]

I must have missed the part where we picked him up somewhere.

Mainge, did you go to Seminole Ridge Community High School? I have some strange feeling that you went to Seminole Ridge Community High School.

[Mainge]

I went to Palm Beach Central High School.

I know where Seminole Ridge is though. They're bad at baseball. Why do you ask?

[Chewford]

I just had a feeling that you're from out west in the horse country. I was just curious because I work in the school district. I thought they were all bad at baseball except for Jupiter High and that the schools who bused in kids from Riviera Beach who were good at football (PBG Gators!)

I don't understand why they all have horses once you get west enough.

[Madman81]

Maybe Samson is better at counting than the rest of us, but I don't see 30k people there