Game #2: MARLINS (0-1) @ Natinals (1-0) | 7:05pm

[HUGG]

[Chewford]

I do not know who is Kevin Slowey is.

I'm so sorry.

I hope his last name isn't a description of his fastball.

I am also sorry for that terrible joke.

[Mainge]

Better than my sniper joke the other day.

[Ramp]

if Gio throws Miguel Olivo a first-pitch fastball, he's a maroon

[Chewford]

I googled "Kevin Slowey". He got a 1420 on his SAT and once had 7 no hit innings being removed to end his no hitter.

He's OK by my book, which is irrelevant, as I have never authored a book.

[Ramp]

not even in like 3rd grade?

[Beef]

I seen him pitch in A-ball and he struck out the side on 9 pitches. Therefore, I will like him.

[Chewford]

not even in like 3rd grade?

I guess, but Kevin Slowey was in 7th grade at that time so there wasn't much reason for him to be in it. I'll have to go and add an epilogue to state that Kevin Slowey is okay.
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I think Preston Wilson just called Olivo a great player.

[Bobbob1313]

He throws strikes, so people might not hate him like they hate pitchers who don't throw strikes.

[Beef]

Huh?

[Bobbob1313]

Did you see it before I made the edit?

[Mainge]

LET'S GO MARLINS

[Chewford]

말린스, 가자!

[Nick]

Really, the game is blacked out on the free trial of Extra Innings?

Fuck me.

[Mainge]

Gio grabbing his head.