Opening Day! Miami @ Washington | April 1st | 1:05 PM

[kylekash]

Because the Marlins roster consists of mostly Triple A players this season...

[Mainge]

Coghlan's swing is so ugly

He didn't pull off the ball in that at-bat and actually drove something to the right side.

Progress!

[MiamiHomer]

welp

[Mainge]

goddamn.

[jOOj]

He's going to pwn us for decades.

[Erick]

Wow

[Omar]

I guess Ricky still has that HR problem

[Erick]

PIRATES UPDATE

They're also losing 2-0...
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Solano swings at ball 4 there.

[Madman81]

Well at this rate of awesome offense, I'll have to trouble getting to the Reds game in time for first pitch.

[TealMonster08]

Some quality AB's that inning.

[MiamiHomer]

Mitch Williams is beyond dumb.

[Mainge]

Mitch Williams is beyond dumb.

Fill us in.

[FishFF]

My MLB.TV always cuts back into the broadcast after the inning ends and you can hear Rich and Tommy for a few seconds. I was hoping to hear Tommy say, "my God we fucking suck".

[MiamiHomer]

Fill us in.

Nothing specific, just basically anything that comes out of his mouth sounds stupid.

[Beef]

My MLB.TV always cuts back into the broadcast after the inning ends and you can hear Rich and Tommy for a few seconds. I was hoping to hear Tommy say, "my God we fucking suck".

I'd rather hear him say DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TALK TO ME