Opening Day! Miami @ Washington | April 1st | 1:05 PM

[jOOj]

I liked that everyone's like "Oh noez the Marlins offense sucks Stanton's gon get nothing to hit ever" and then he gets a fastball right down the middle with RISP.

Teh Sukc is contagious.

[TealMonster08]

That curveball was better.

[Mainge]

This is the year Ricky's traditional success matches his peripheral stats, right?

I think his peripherals have been really shitty over the last few seasons so probably.

[Miamarlin21]

Ehhhhh Rickey

[Madman81]

Is that Rickey with the 'e' missing from Brantly?
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I thought Zimmerman's arm was supposed to be fixed, but he still throws the ball like a dork

[Erick]

It seems like Nolasco is not using his slider as much and using his 12-6 curveball a lot more. The last time he did that was the only time he had good results.

I think he looks good so far today. Hung a breaking ball, but that's only one pitch.

[Mainge]

ehe

[jOOj]

Rich speaks about being kidnapped in Venezuela as an Orbitz vacation.

[emkayseven]

Erick

You should change your name to MiamiHomer

[Mainge]

Had him at second I think.

[Madman81]

I wish real life was like The Show. I'd just fast forward to Stanton's ABs.

[Erick]

Erick

You should change your name to MiamiHomer

???

[TealMonster08]

Hes really not pitching terribly. But the Nats have missed a few pitches.

[MiamiHomer]

Coghlan's swing is so ugly

[Erick]

Why is Coghlan still in the big leagues?