Opening Day! Miami @ Washington | April 1st | 1:05 PM

[jOOj]

Do they wok Stanton?
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They do not.

[Beef]

I think I'm gonna make a call and see if I can go to someone's office that has a flat screen tv that shows cnbc all day.

I will change the channel

Tv ain't installed

[Mainge]

Do they wok Stanton?
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They do not.

Nah. This is still baseball.

[TealMonster08]

That's So Marlins.

[Mainge]

Damn.

[Miamarlin21]

Yay for JP. So glad baseball is back.

[jOOj]

Nah. This is still baseball.

The way Richard and Thomas speak of this season for Stanton I was expecting a good 300 walks.

[Mainge]

The way Richard and Thomas speak of this season for Stanton I was expecting a good 300 walks.

I liked that everyone's like "Oh noez the Marlins offense sucks Stanton's gon get nothing to hit ever" and then he gets a fastball right down the middle with RISP.

[Nick]

God, if you had told me at the beginning of last season our opening day lineup in 2013 would have JP, Coghlan, and Placido Polanco in 3 of the first 4 spots I woulda punched you right in the face.

[Madman81]

Kotchman eats those balls up in his sleep
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Nice pitch, Ricky

[TealMonster08]

lol

[Mainge]

fatasspitch

[Beef]

Oops

[Madman81]

This is the year Ricky's traditional success matches his peripheral stats, right?

[Mainge]

oh god you could not have hung that in a better spot for Harper if you put in on a tee.