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Tonight’s game thread is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is the prodigal Josh Johnson, pitching for the promising young Marlins of Florida. Opponents accustomed to the art of hitting frequently attempt to play the sport of baseball against him but find their efforts fruitless. Just by using his arm, Johnson sends hopeless players back into the abyss of their respective dugouts with their dreams of productivity shattered.
Josh Johnson(12-2, 2.85) for the 64-56 Marlins.
Now I’d like to introduce the opposing Astros of Houston, TX, and their starting pitcher: Wandy Rodriguez, a promising young pitcher unaware of the terror that awaits him..
Wandy Rodriguez(11-7, 3.05 ERA) for the 58-62 Astros
You unlock this victory with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas; you've just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone!
(Someone obviously needs classes to start back up again)
Josh Johnson(12-2, 2.85) for the 64-56 Marlins.
Now I’d like to introduce the opposing Astros of Houston, TX, and their starting pitcher: Wandy Rodriguez, a promising young pitcher unaware of the terror that awaits him..
Wandy Rodriguez(11-7, 3.05 ERA) for the 58-62 Astros
You unlock this victory with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas; you've just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone!
(Someone obviously needs classes to start back up again)
STANTON
Serious fun! GET IT IN! 
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