Boston Red Sox Vs. Miami Marlins | June 11, 2012 | 7:10 PM EST

[Chewford]

Josh Beckett, gay fish.

[jOOj]

LO GAN!

[Chewford]

We are getting things done.
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Gaben!

[Nick]

Great start to the game, but good lord how is Coghlan still getting playing time?

[jOOj]

Damage.
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Picked off. We are bossing tonight.

[Beef]

ehe, he had such a tiny lead

[jOOj]

Beef you see the striped shirt guy who looks like Jonah Hill over the right hand batters shoulder? He's so out of breath!

[Chewford]

I hope sign guy brought a syllables sign for Saltamacchia.

[Beef]

I wasn't paying attention. Lemme see his boobs.

[jOOj]

He's on the phone now!
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Roof is staying open forever!

[Beef]

I don't see him jooj. I see sign guy over Hanley's shoulder. He's talking to someone. I hope that person has mentioned how dumb those signs are.

[jOOj]

Imagine if he had one that said SIGN-GUY.

[Beef]

I was hoping they'd zoom out and there'd just be empty seats next to him.

[jOOj]

Boston talking with her hands.

[Flum]

That Jewchild with the orange yarmulke looks like me when I was a lil person.