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Rays Vs. Marlins - 6/9/2012
I'm here to break this losing streak and to participate in the gangbang.
The Rays offer up Matthew Moore, uber-prospect cum average pitcher in 2012. I fully expect him to be totally fierce and cheeky, but still lose. I did some googling and found this picture of him from the future. The wonders of the internet never cease to amaze me.
This guy has an ERA+ of 83 this year. Gross.
The Marlins offer up Carlos Zambrano. He is supposedly maternally related to the Targaryans and would be the 143rd great-grandson of our own Daenarys.
This lordling has an ERA+ of 146, which is just fantastiche!
That means we've got a battle of rednecks versus royalty. I think we know how this goes when one side has dragons in the battle. The other side only has Camaros and chewing tobacco, neither of which are weaknesses for the dragon.
Also, here is a little musical styling for everyone to enjoy pre-game.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic[/ame]
And if that doesn't get you pumped, here's what you can watch.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs[/ame]
The Rays offer up Matthew Moore, uber-prospect cum average pitcher in 2012. I fully expect him to be totally fierce and cheeky, but still lose. I did some googling and found this picture of him from the future. The wonders of the internet never cease to amaze me.
This guy has an ERA+ of 83 this year. Gross.
The Marlins offer up Carlos Zambrano. He is supposedly maternally related to the Targaryans and would be the 143rd great-grandson of our own Daenarys.
This lordling has an ERA+ of 146, which is just fantastiche!
That means we've got a battle of rednecks versus royalty. I think we know how this goes when one side has dragons in the battle. The other side only has Camaros and chewing tobacco, neither of which are weaknesses for the dragon.
Also, here is a little musical styling for everyone to enjoy pre-game.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic[/ame]
And if that doesn't get you pumped, here's what you can watch.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs[/ame]
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